Charles has been berated by June, his she-devil of a “wife”; thrown about like a ragdoll while suffering from a terrible bout of the jungle trots compounded by Sobeto’s super-strength laxative truth potion; and forced to wear stinky pooped in safari pants for days. This poor guy can’t catch a break…..plus how does Tarzan maintain such good posture through all of this abuse? Ah, Charlie….June is so horney and uptight she was not affected by the laxative, and the secret dose of Imodium didn’t hurt either!
“No, not that.”, replied Tarzan. “The mystery is how the author came up with this storyline full of of killing innocent animals and sex with gorillas and a b**** of a wife.”
One can’t help but wonder if Johnson and June couldn’t have come up with a slightly less elaborate plan for disposing of Charles. Perhaps one with fewer elaborate costumes, dangerous drug consumption, endangered animal slaughter, and gorilla rape… Nah! ;-)
The poison oracle of the Azande is a much better approach. They ask a yes or no question as they feed poison to a chicken (or fowl of some sort) whether or not chicken dies answers the question (e.g., “yes” if it dies, “no” if it doesn’t). Then they ask the question again with another chicken but reverse the answers (“no” if it dies, “yes” if it doesn’t).
According to the source from which I learned of the it, it’s a surprisingly effective procedure.
Out of the Past about 3 years ago
I bet you’re lucky at cards though, Tarzan said happily.
profkatz about 3 years ago
Charles has been berated by June, his she-devil of a “wife”; thrown about like a ragdoll while suffering from a terrible bout of the jungle trots compounded by Sobeto’s super-strength laxative truth potion; and forced to wear stinky pooped in safari pants for days. This poor guy can’t catch a break…..plus how does Tarzan maintain such good posture through all of this abuse? Ah, Charlie….June is so horney and uptight she was not affected by the laxative, and the secret dose of Imodium didn’t hurt either!
billcor about 3 years ago
don’t worry folks, they so dumb they never check for Tarzans knife.
charliefarmrhere about 3 years ago
Simply turn back to back & untie each others knots.
DaveG1960 about 3 years ago
Meanwhile…….back in Johnson’s hut…….
Gent about 3 years ago
Bah. If they really wanted to kill em, why didn’t they use a potent poison. Some hut of the condemned indeed.
Polsixe about 3 years ago
Old Comic Strip Lover about 3 years ago
“No, not that.”, replied Tarzan. “The mystery is how the author came up with this storyline full of of killing innocent animals and sex with gorillas and a b**** of a wife.”
jtt about 3 years ago
One can’t help but wonder if Johnson and June couldn’t have come up with a slightly less elaborate plan for disposing of Charles. Perhaps one with fewer elaborate costumes, dangerous drug consumption, endangered animal slaughter, and gorilla rape… Nah! ;-)
ScottHolman about 3 years ago
They just drank poison, shouldn’t they be dead?
scpandich about 3 years ago
The poison oracle of the Azande is a much better approach. They ask a yes or no question as they feed poison to a chicken (or fowl of some sort) whether or not chicken dies answers the question (e.g., “yes” if it dies, “no” if it doesn’t). Then they ask the question again with another chicken but reverse the answers (“no” if it dies, “yes” if it doesn’t).
According to the source from which I learned of the it, it’s a surprisingly effective procedure.