In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 14, 2021

What is that horse’s name Alpo

The dumb horse.

If that horse track is Calder or Gulfstream down in South Florida, that horse might have ended up being the steak which Rodney Dangerfield complained about at the country club during the classic golf comedy Caddyshack as it was filmed at Grande Oaks Golf Club in Davie in Broward (but back then it was called the Rolling Hills Country Club even though the nearest sand hills to Davie are up here in Central FL).

“Ha. Made ya look.”

He means “Your shoe is un-nailed”.

They would definitely do that if they could!

… For lack of a shoe, the race was lost. …

Quit yer horsin’ around.

The old shoelace trick……

I thought he said my shoe was ‘united’!

Someone’s not usin’ their horse sense.

Sad thing is; they got him on the same trick last time. Alas – he is a one trick pony.

And it’s Mr. Ed by a nose! “Have you ever heard of a talking horse?”

That’s funny.