Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 04, 2021

The “hitch” hiker.

Does that work?

I wonder what cereal box he got that ring from?

I think it’s a Mood Ring from the 70’s!!

Cracker Jacks.

Bribery will get you a new wife and that flat screen…for you of course.

IDIOT

When was the last time you saw anyone using an old CRT TV? The last time I recall was when I stopped for the night in a budget priced motel, and even that has to be at least five years ago by now.

…reason enough…

She already has a gravity derived flat chest, what else could you offer her? Poor little boy from the hood, always stepping on the cracks …..

Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse! – Hugo Z. Hackenbush, 1937

There’s a remote chance she’ll say yes.

It’s going to take more than that to get her. You better make it an OLED TV.

Not worth it, you’ll just watch football on all the time so I can’t watch the Hallmark channel.

Playing hard to get…