Nothing worse than a sprained tongue. Will take about a week to heal.
It’s hell getting old…
Twas the day before Justice
His folks named him David
Supposing he would be great
Where there is injustice
Steve Martin Short went
Now how in Dave’s name
Do we get to Bevent?
Dave’s home plate was smothered
With Ohio chili
The ‘Justice Two Three’
Sure looked odd to “Hill, Billy”
When up in the smoggy bad air might appear
Another moon crescent role, not a glass mirror
Rod Steiger won’t help out that Tibbs guy no more
So it’s time to discern between a door and a shore
Read Psalm 23 if you ran out of clues
I suspect a loose tongue may have gone on some SHOES!
( This poem has been sponsored by the Society of .279 Figure Heads against Figure Skating)
What a pal…..
I hate when that happens!
No, bub, use your ventriloquism voice during these days.
Looking at that thing, I think Viagra might be the answer.
allen@home about 3 years ago
Nothing worse than a sprained tongue. Will take about a week to heal.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
It’s hell getting old…
6th Billiard Ball Student about 3 years ago
Twas the day before Justice
Appeared at home plateHis folks named him David
Supposing he would be great
Where there is injustice
Steve Martin Short went
Now how in Dave’s name
Do we get to Bevent?
Dave’s home plate was smothered
With Ohio chili
The ‘Justice Two Three’
Sure looked odd to “Hill, Billy”
When up in the smoggy bad air might appear
Another moon crescent role, not a glass mirror
Rod Steiger won’t help out that Tibbs guy no more
So it’s time to discern between a door and a shore
Read Psalm 23 if you ran out of clues
I suspect a loose tongue may have gone on some SHOES!
( This poem has been sponsored by the Society of .279 Figure Heads against Figure Skating)
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
What a pal…..
l3i7l about 3 years ago
I hate when that happens!
zeexenon about 3 years ago
No, bub, use your ventriloquism voice during these days.
cactusbob333 about 3 years ago
Looking at that thing, I think Viagra might be the answer.