Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for March 11, 2021

#enoughaboutyouletstalkaboutme

#you’reshouldbeyour #forshame

A hobbit in a cat suit.

What exactly is a donut cake? A large donut? Or just one with a candle stuck in it?

Is the Maracrena Drunk Patty’s version of the Macarena?

apparently Mittens forgot about spelling.

I would like a donut cake!

I would love to see Patty do the Macarena/Maracrena, whatever, I’m sure she’d give a good show, and appall The Mittens. :D

Sorry Mitty, but it’s “Your birthday” not “You’re birthday” #grammarnazi (I hate myself, here’s some canned sardines and trout from Trader Joe’s)

It’s called selective memory.