F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 12, 2021

I won’t even think of eating one until it’s got a nice covering of freckles.

Does it include third party liability?

If you are sued and lose, we guarantee that you will win on appeal.

I’d be interested in the g gloopy mush plan.

All my insurance pitch alarms just went off. This is one that ends: “If you sign today, we’ll throw in a green banana.”

Maybe you’re right. Interested in some avocado insurance?

separating the bananas from the bunch will keep them fresher longer.