Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for September 19, 1998

Transcript:

Officer Jackson: Can I help you, sir? Wally: I have always wanted to ride one of these. Officer Jackson: Me too, sir. It's one of the reasons I became a police officer. Wally: I'm in insurance. Because of the statistical risks, I couldn't possibly own one of these... Officer Jackson: But you'd really, really like to. Wally: Hooooo mama!