Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for March 27, 2021

I’ll bet Tarz has to stab a croc to death during the rescue!

Great plan, Tarzan. Send an innocent guy with a heart condition across a rickety old bridge hanging above crocodile infested waters and then cut the ropes.

Tarzan won’t need to cut the ropes, Jon will be getting the push in any case……

Fortunately as he aged, Tarzan’s planning skills later secured him a position with the U.S. government.

Well, this is better than making them dig a pit and see who collapses from the exertion.

So the good guy swims with the crocs and they eat him. The bad buy drowns.

Boys were hoping for a math or spelling test. Or even Geography.

Guy that built that bridge is gonna be pissed.

Did Tarzan knick himself in panel #2 and toss some if his blood into the river to arouse the crocodiles? Yeah, you stupid Austin twins walk across the river on that shakey, soon to be cut rickety bridge, there’s a huge pit waiting for you on the other side, that is if you don’t wind up in the crocodile pool first!

And the winner is …

Gee: either I walk across this bridge, albeit nervously, or I’ll be killed, probably slowly. Hmmm. What’ll I do? Walk or die. Hmmm.Stupid test. Throw ‘em in a pool without crocs. Either they flail around or swim easily. Why am I getting so involved in a cartoon? “It’s just lines on paper, folks”.I need a life.

Tony said, what’s wrong with arm wrestling?