In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 15, 2021

“Who you callin’ a phagocyte?”

a type of cell within the body capable of engulfing and absorbing bacteria and other small cells and particles.

Dude, you’re only supposed to Phagocytize bacteria, that’s a Sars-Cov virus!

He was just trying to do his part…

Let’s all hope he doesn’t go blind now.

Ah, a switcherroo on don’t eat before swimming.

the pool down the street from the Wuhan wet market.

Don’t spit back out that covid ya hear me?

WTF????