Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 05, 2021

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    c001  about 3 years ago

    I’m not sure Malraux wrote that.

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    Ida No  about 3 years ago

    “Your nails are dead, too. That manicure ran more than 20 McDonald’s Happy Meals. You could have been Happy, rather than just scratching the surface.”

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    paul GROSS Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Always starts my day on a positive note!

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    wsash  about 3 years ago

    The most honest thing I’ve read today…

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    cor_en_fa  about 3 years ago

    The instructions on the bottle say “Read. Wince. Repeat.”

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    P51Strega  about 3 years ago

    My hair is leaving fast. I don’t know if any will be left “after my heart stops beating”.

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    Daeder  about 3 years ago

    There was a time when SMBC wasn’t so dark. Remember those cartoons?

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Spoken like a woman who still has her hair.

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    Fuzzy Kombu  about 3 years ago

    Aww. I thought it was a Valentine.

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