Jeff Danziger for January 28, 2021

Ach, meine Schadenfreude.

When you threaten Daddy’s Little Girl, watch out for Dead-Eye Dick!

“She’s the end of the rainbow / The pot of gold / She’s Daddy’s little girl / To have and hold …”

Now that thar is funny.

Wyoming has a population of less than 600,000 people.

Maybe some of you retired lefties should move there and change the political balance.

Saying Donald Trump ruined the republican party is like saying spoiled mayonnaise ruined a pickle and rat sandwich.

Yes, Cheney has shot at least one GOP Leadershit VIP, but that was not deliberate. Whether deliberate or not, he should have shot more. A lot more.

Dick is a traitor too. He initiated the letter from former Defence Secretaries to the military to stay out of politics.

Mr. Danziger, this is hilarious!

It seemed that many people didn’t mind the violent insurrection where people were killed and injured but threaten Liz and they will defend her no matter what. Gee, he will really defend her – unlike our men and women sent into an illegal war without necessary protection while making a lot of money.

Remember when Dick Cheney killed almost 5,000 American soldiers so Halliburton could make a 50 billion profit in Iraq?

He might be trying to protect Liz, but he is also on the lookout for another heart transplant donor. Though why would he choose a Republican? Many on the extreme right-wing have hearts that are too small, Grinch-size.

In your face! , uh, dear friend.

The Repulsican Crime Cult just can’t tolerate a member who thinks for herself. Why, it could lead to a burst of independent, intelligent thought. THE CULT couldn’t survive that!

Dick Cheney spent most of the last five decades cataloguing all the skeletons in the GOP closets. Remember when he had the clout to appoint himself VP candidate to Dubya? Remember when he got the guy he had shotgun’d to the face to apologize to him? He now has a couple more decades worth of… ahem… information.

Liz Cheney was first elected to the House in 2016 and somehow became the number three GOP in the House within a couple of years. I don’t worry about Liz’s future in the GOP.

yeah but only gun totting brainwashed righties want to live there

In the face, no less…

The mentally ill GOP is attacking Liz Cheney but not attacking looney toon Marjorie Green.

Dick Cheney will have a long life thanks to that fine young heart he harvested from a young Iraqi warrior. #truthfulhyperbole

Hilarious, Jeff!