Clay Jones for January 22, 2021

Nah, Press Secretary Barbie won’t get a job hawking “MyPillow” guy’s pillows (the pillow cases that come with them are the perfect size for making KKK hoods and can even be special-ordered with pre-cut eye holes).

The business is rapidly crashing and burning. Bed, Bath & Beyond, Kohl’s, Wayfair and other major chains are dropping it like a burning cross. They say that the products just aren’t selling anymore. (The stores don’t say if it is because they are just crappy pillows or because customers just seem to have a bad taste in their mouths for traitors who encourage a president to declare martial law and overthrow an election — but hey, would YOU trust a product from a guy who spends all his waking hours defending history’s most prolific serial liar?)

Fact is, Trump has so tainted the brand that all of them will have a hard time finding work anywhere, and that assumes, of course, that they can stay out of jail.

A match made, well somewhere.

If you want work at the kind of place I wouldn’t mind working, you would never be able to get work there if you’d deliberately gone to work for the orange mistake. But there are lots of other places, ranging from this to used vehicle sales to video production (not specifying what kind).

Psst … The secret material in MyPillows is chopped horse feathers. (—

Is it true that there have been sightings of people standing at intersections holding a piece of card that says “any helps – werked 4 Trump”?

The kid is munching his pop-corn with a lot of enthusiasm… Now I want pop-corn!

Possibly both could fill a position vacated at FOX NEWS ? Just to hasten it’s demise and theirs. A win – win situation.

When look at Trump’s physique, it looks like he has one MyPillow (king sized) stuffed up the front of his shirt and another one down the back of his pants.

I’m no genius, and a lot of people can attest to that, but, is it not prudent to be apolitical when promoting a business which has nothing to do with politics?

He changed that with a last minute executive order.

Maybe Press Secretary Barbie can take over for Rusty Lamebrains when he finally settles down for his dirt nap…

I am a little surprised Lindell is so widley known given that I think he exclusively advertises on Fox

Too bad there are only 4~5 hours of prime time in a day.. Fox News would use her in a flash if only there was more time.. or if the current lot would go for 3/4 hour segments.

I’ll bet Billy boy bought them all.

Gotta admit, it’s pretty funny.

The lies just don’t pack the same punch when Trump’s isn’t spewing them. Their just 3rd rate hucksters now without their fearless leader in exile. On a different note, I just read that when Melania left the White House for the last time she was carrying a $50,000 handbag. It’s no wonder Ivanka hated her. It puts Ivanka’s $2000 handbags to shame.

His pillow talk is leading him into bankruptcy. (At the very least! Gods willing!)

What does the sign in the fish bowl say? It gets pixelated when I zoom in.

Poor Lindell has damaged his credibility and his business… he’s losing market share and laying off workers, but what keeps him up at night is his failure to put fascism into place…

Another chance to point out that Mike’s pillows are seriously overpriced!