Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 09, 2021

Evan, just stop.

Lol Francis is stuck with Evan while Nate still has Teddy, Deedee, and Chad

Since when did Evan learn the noogie

Francis says he likes Nate friendship isn’t over! Phew!

Poll: Which Big Nate character would you want to be your best friend?

pokes head in I-Is it safe…?

I hate Evan more and more every second

I’m starting to hate even. >:(

Evan is kinda like Breckenridge gone Marcus..

I think we all know what’s gonna happen

Have a good morning, afternoon or night everyone! You know what, Evan I think you might turn out to be the jerk

oof. this kid’s worse than Breckenridge. At least Breckenridge was just clingy. This kid’s full on obsessed and a jerk

Evan, you’re the one acting like a jerk now.

Go Francis, this is your chance to dump him

‘ThAt nAtE iS a JeRK’ look in a mirror, doofus

maybe francis shouldn’t have interacted with anyone and isolate himself until his break is over

this evan guy is worse than nate

ayyyyyyyy. francis, time to go back with nate and teddy

Good thing no one saw him get noogied by someone else!

I ate a brownie

Guys. This comment section has gone straight to hell. People have left, People have spammed, One person even copied chocolate rhino. So, Goodbye.

You’re being taken over Francis. That’s what happening.

Hey world hows everyone doing?

has anyone noticed that Nate is in sixth grade every single year?

And now comes the mid-life crisis for Francis!

”What am I doing with my life?”

”Who am I even talking to?”

”Why am I still here just to suffer?”

Also I’ll be starting another one of my Big Nate stories tomorrow :P

I love Evan’s noogie-noogie-face in the last panel.

OMG Evan is so annoying.

Aaaaaaand welcome to Guess The GoComicer! Clue 1! They are “Larger Than Life!” Clue 2! They are very reasonable, respectful, and dislike polls and spam (Correct me if I’m wrong)! Clue 3! Their profile picture has a superhero on it! Goood luck!

e /feec jk we are NOT going through that again.

Guys! The Big Nate Movie has a Trailer :D here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Do you think Lincoln Pierce should come back to the comment section?Like: YesReply: No

I think Evan is starting to get out of hand

Guys, I know I have the scariest username of all time. But it’s ok. I’m a normal person. I will not spam, and if I give you any sort of link, it will be a rick-roll.

:)

Now Evan is being antagonized.

This kids ego may or may not be bigger than Nates.

Man I love waking up a checking big Nate

Chapter 3: Traveling and Friends

Farewell, you’ll always be our hero! A man shouted. Nate smiled. It was comforting leaving SeaWatch, but saddening at the same time. He hadn’t seen wilderness in a long time. He hoped to find something interesting. As a level 950, he was really powerful. He thought he was one of the most powerful in the world! He walked through and empty field, and then decided to walk into a forest. The forest wasn’t completely packed with trees, so it was a bit easy for Nate to maneuver through them. And then, a tree beside him, exploded. AAAAAAA, Nate screamed, then, recovering from his panic attack, he stomped on the ground. He looked in front of him, and an explosion demolished everything in his path. Nate nodded. Then launched seven huge fire blasts. The attacker grunted with pain, and then shouted Wait! Nate hesitated, but he was charging up an attack. The person who emerged had a fancy bow and arrow in his hands, and had armor on. His helmet had “wings” and the rest of his armor had exquisite carvings on them. The attacker lifted his helmet. Teddy! Nate shouted. He ran over to him. How did you get here? Teddy nodded, just like you did. I came earlier to the school. Flash of light, changing cloths, yeah, it was weird.* Nate was so happy to see his friend, once again, if only-

Nate! ISN’T THIS EXCITING? Dee Dee shouted behind him. Wha, how? Nate sputtered happily. She and Chad were behind him, and then, for a second, Nate was so happy, he might burst. Teddy explained, Me, Dee Dee, and Chad don’t have powers. So I’m a skilled archer, and Dee Dee is a swordsman. Chad is a magical healer. Nate smiled. Where’s Francis? he asked? His friends shared a moment of silence, but then Chad said He was kidnapped. He had magic powers, but only Perks. Nate was curious. What are Perks? He asked. Chad said *Perks are like magic powers, but it’s different. Like

Fun Fact: Big Nate has been around for…

30 years 2 months 2 days

or 362 months 2 days

or 1574 weeks 1 days

or 11,019 days

or 264,456 hours

or 15,867,360 minutes

or 952,041,600 seconds

Nate is not perfect, but it’s better than this annoying guy.

I dont get this strip…

Define “Jerk” because Evan is really acting like one

OK, OK, we get it. How much longer is this going to take?

/e free feeture

Off Topic Comment: I got an error notice from GoComics, saying too many people were on the website at the same time… :(

On Topic Comment: I’m starting to feel that Evan’s kind of a jerk, saying bad stuff about Nate.

Stop saying the same thing from the past like 10 strips and just say you don’t want to be Evan’s friend anymore

Stop saying the same thing from the past like 10 strips and just say you don’t want to be Evan’s friend anymore

dude…I’m wondering too. And nate has one or two good moments

Thats what im always wondering

Bruh Evan.someone give this kid a life.wait,actually he’s wrong AND right.

Also what month is ur birthday?mines December T_T

Looks like Francis is questioning his life choices

Should i start a Big Nate harry potter story reply yes for yes and no for no

Is it just me or did gocomics crash? Also Evan is being a jerk and a bit to touchy with Francis…

mods stop banning people who do not spam AND START BANNING THOSE SPAMMERS

Nate needs to swoop in and save his best friend now.

part 4 of star wars nate

At the quidditch match, they were all given brooms and assigned to a role. Nate got the role of seeker(he needs to catch the golden quidditch). They were all given brooms. “How do we play? Like hockey?” Asked Teddy. “We’re supposed to ride them,” Said Francis. “You’re joking right?” Nate said. Nate looked up and saw people flying on brooms. “Do they have any normal things around here?” Asked Nate. “up!” He said and he started flying. Right now, Nate was trying to focus on not falling instead of doing stuff. He flew all over the arena, invoking a loud laughter from everyone. When he got the hang of it, he started chasing the golden quidditch. He saw that Randy was the other seeker. Perfect, Nate thought, time to embarrass Randy. Eventually, Nate flew head to head with Randy. They kept trying to ram each other and grab the golden quidditch. Randy however, rammed Nate out of control and grabbed it. Back on the ground, Nate’s friends told him that it was ok it was only his first time, but Nate felt so bad. It got even worse when Randy smacked him and said: “Ha! That’s payback!” A girl walked up to Nate and said: “Don’t feel bad. It was your first time, right?” IT WAS JENNIFER! “Oh hi Jennifer,” The girl scrunched up her face and said: “My name’s Jenny,” Then walked away. Today was not Nates day. He thought as he went to dark arts class.

You don’t appreciate a real friend you have until you hang out with a real jerk.

reasonable comment

Evan is crazy, dumb, foolhardy, foolish, insane, silly, asinine, batty, birdbrained, daffy, daft, dull, fatuous, harebrained, a imbecile, imbecilic, inane, a lunatic, moronic, senseless, squirrelly, thick-witted, and unintelligent.

I think that Francis should feed Evan to Chester lol then stuff him in a locker because he is going was overboard!!!! WHO IS WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no- TOO MANY PEOPLE ON GOCOMICS

Oh no- TOO MANY PEOPLE ON GOCOMICS

Was GogoComics down for anyone else? Also, hello :)! I’ve been lurking for a while now but never commented.

I guess Francis likes Nate again for what he said

kinda weird barely anyone’s commenting

why did the whole gocomics site get overflowed?

who wants big Nate 9?

Evan you gotta stop being a total jerk

Evan is an emotional vampire and I feel sorry for him being so needy. He should get a dog.

I am really starting to hate Evan

Whatever it is, it’s going way too fast….

Evan, you have now officially crossed the line…

Bestie’s 101: Don’t noogie potential friends until the 3d play date.

mr peirce, if you are still commenting, do you think another strip nate could get a dog? thanks

lolI feel bad for Francis

425th comment

was GoComics not working for anyone this morning is was that just me?

Francis what the hecc

Just asking, what was the Poll Wars?

copy this link and watch it it is not a rick roll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4-wJ3zmlXQ

What’s happening, Fran-Man, is: You’re traveling through another dimension…..a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind…..a wonderous world of imagination……your next stop: the Twilight Zone…….

Can anyone see this comment reply if u do ( just making sure i’m not banned 4 some reason)

He is a disrespect to Evans everywhere

EVAN ETA 0 SECONDS

At this point, I would take Nate back

nate’s a good guy, but kind of… well,you know.

Ok, Evan is really too"Bromancy" now and Nate is not a Jerk, he’s ok.

Evan is a jerk

You eat lunch with someone for one **** day and they think both have “bromance”.

Anyone else kinda hate Evan?

Nate is cool but he is kinda a jerk, you do have to admit that.

this is a comic that represents what school is lol

https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2002/10/13

What… If I were Francis I would say “I can be your friend Evan but I never said I am not Nate’s friend, and I am still going to hang out with him, so knock it off”

Hello everybody hope you have a good day!

Nate would do that… So maybe its secretly Nate lol

evan= BOTTTT

New book out

LOOK!:https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/1996/01/29

We all know soon he’s gonna dump evan.

Hello GoComics, I took a four-day break, but I am back.What is Francis doing with his life…

I love how this arc is progressing. I thought it was going to be about Nate’s self-centered attitude, but it’s now about Francis making a terrible decision.

some people in the comments wiki be hating on G.R.O.S.S

Im baaaaack!

…

This guy is sketchy and I don’t like him

I think that Evan is starting to get on Francis’s nerves.

No, Nate’s not the loser, EVAN is!

what IS happening right now

Im back. sorry had a busy weekend

How do I know my comment gets featured? Also, francis said what is happening right know 2 times

I am going to act like sqiudward

Just wait Francis, maybe Evan will grow on you. Like a leech…

Evan’s the next one off the list!

(Twenty years later) Teddy: remember when Evan found out Francis actually wears a wig?

dun don dun

Maybe evans a spammer then i can flag him

if you flag Evan then he will take over your locker and will ruin your life.

Who even actually says noogie as they’re doing it?

(0_0) i come back after a week and this is what i see?!

pool: what should i rename myself