Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for November 30, 2021

Oh the shame of it all.

Leftovers, anyone?

… And they were plucked naked!!!

You’re a sick sick man Dan — funny but sick

Food Porn ?

Hey, Stimpy married Ren’s dinner which was a poultry chicken

OK, anybody want sloppy seconds?

Based on his wife and the turkey, he likes butterballs.

Oh, oh. He spilled the peas as well as the beans.

Timing…he was just about to stuff the turkey.

Every man has his fantasies.

A foodie.

That is her blunderbuss!

Not sure what is more disturbing – the gravy boat or that he doesn’t unbuckle his hat before getting into bed. :)

He should know better than to play with his food!

maboobs

Any particular reason the “pilgrim” has orange hair?

She looks like a blow-up doll.

Reminds me of a scene from a Woody Allen movie. There it was a sheep maned Daisy.

Why is she really so mad? Herewith, some possible captions:

“What is wrong with you? Getting gravy on my best bedspread, and spilling all those peas on the floor!!”

“Oh, that’s just fine! You know perfectly well we agreed to have ham this year!!”

“I just spent all that time cleaning up the kitchen, and then I come up here to discover you’ve started without me!!”

“How dare you cheat on me this way!! Who is this guy with the gun and the weird hat??”

“I’ve had enough of this! I’m cancelling your subscription to Penthouse Letters!!”

Well, he can’t blame it on tryptophan this time!!!