Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for March 20, 2021

The real reason Lassie took up with the forest ranger.

Too drunk to fall down a well.

Lassie. Always a faithful COLLIgue

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin

Are those dog years or people years I wonder?

Hmm. Made me feel sad.

You are at the bottom of a dark hole. I assume you have a new project and this is just some dated stuff to fill in. Right??

“Arf! Arf! Timmy’s fallen off the wagon.”

You are ruining my childhood memories

Timmy was always a bum

And here we thought the bottom of the well was Timmy’s low point.

Lassie is a weredog, a male one.

All the Lassies were male. And before Timmy (or all the Timmys) there was Jeff Miller, played by Tommy Rettig till he aged out of that role.