At least he didn’t whip out his phone to show you all of his ‘selfies’. “This is me at the beach, and this next one is me in line at Disneyland, etc., etc.”
The collection of body part donors.
“Okay. I need to see your virus test report too.”
Johnny Cash-One Piece at a Time:
Well, I left Kentucky back in ’49
An’ went to Detroit workin’ on a ’sembly line
The first year they had me puttin’ wheels on Cadillacs
Every day I’d watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I’d hang my head and cry
’Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black
.
One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I’d sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin’ caught meant gettin’ fired
But I figured I’d have it all by the time I retired
I’d have me a car worth at least a hundred grand
I’d get it one piece at a time and it wouldn’t cost me a dime
You’ll know it’s me when I come through your town
I’m gonna ride around in style, I’m gonna drive everybody wild
‘Cause I’ll have the only one there is around
So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of gears
I’ve never considered myself a thief
But GM wouldn’t miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years
The first day I got me a fuel pump
And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
Then I got me a transmission and all of the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an’ bolts, and all four shocks
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy’s mobile home
Now, up to now my plan went all right
’Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that’s when we noticed that something was definitely wrong
The transmission was a ’53 and the motor turned out to be a ’73
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone
So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of help with an adapter kit
We had that engine runnin’ just like a song
Now the headlight’ was another sight
Ok. I need to see a statement of original for each body part.
“Oh. You meant MY ID.”
I wonder what blood types he is.
He’s got his father’s eyes…
His body part donors were green?
Frankenstein’s monster is making the rounds today. He’s also in today’s “The Argyle Sweater” strip.
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
macky87 over 3 years ago
At least he didn’t whip out his phone to show you all of his ‘selfies’. “This is me at the beach, and this next one is me in line at Disneyland, etc., etc.”
Zykoic over 3 years ago
The collection of body part donors.
Gent over 3 years ago
“Okay. I need to see your virus test report too.”
prabbit237 over 3 years ago
Johnny Cash-One Piece at a Time:
Well, I left Kentucky back in ’49
An’ went to Detroit workin’ on a ’sembly line
The first year they had me puttin’ wheels on Cadillacs
Every day I’d watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I’d hang my head and cry
’Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black
.
One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I’d sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin’ caught meant gettin’ fired
But I figured I’d have it all by the time I retired
I’d have me a car worth at least a hundred grand
.
I’d get it one piece at a time and it wouldn’t cost me a dime
You’ll know it’s me when I come through your town
I’m gonna ride around in style, I’m gonna drive everybody wild
‘Cause I’ll have the only one there is around
.
So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of gears
I’ve never considered myself a thief
But GM wouldn’t miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years
.
The first day I got me a fuel pump
And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
Then I got me a transmission and all of the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an’ bolts, and all four shocks
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy’s mobile home
.
Now, up to now my plan went all right
’Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that’s when we noticed that something was definitely wrong
The transmission was a ’53 and the motor turned out to be a ’73
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone
.
So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of help with an adapter kit
We had that engine runnin’ just like a song
Now the headlight’ was another sight
russef over 3 years ago
Ok. I need to see a statement of original for each body part.
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
“Oh. You meant MY ID.”
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
I wonder what blood types he is.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
He’s got his father’s eyes…
mpolo11 Premium Member over 3 years ago
His body part donors were green?
Albert Sims Premium Member over 3 years ago
Frankenstein’s monster is making the rounds today. He’s also in today’s “The Argyle Sweater” strip.