Clay Jones for December 23, 2020

So let me get this straight … conservative conspiracy theorists type away on their Windows computer from Bill Gates’ company, using internet and other software from Bill Gates’ company, VOLUNTARILY pumping tons of their personal information into smart phones designed by Gates-and other software and hardware created by Gates that can be (and is) used to track their every move and consumer action, and they do this voluntarily, every day … AND THEY ARE WORRIED THAT BILL GATES IS TRACKING THEM because he has somehow figured out a way to squeeze a microchip through a syringe?

Logic, consistency and any connection to reality are lost on such people.

MAGAts are consistent: They consistently believe whatever bull shift they’re fed from their trusted sources.

What if they were to inject you with Raquel Welch?

That’s a true Trump follower . . . never say die, until you do . . .

MAGAts should feel right at home with the “lizard people”.

I gave up on calling them MAGAT’s!! I now just call them – OBLIVIOTS!!

A perfect example of Trumpian logic.

We all do realize he’s not going to go away, right? Trump is going to fashion himself as a president-in-exile and his rabid army will keep on exhibiting “logic” like this for the foreseeable future.

That wasn’t trump on the golf course and tweeting numerous lies? He was actually spending hours in the lab at Pfizer developing the vaccine. My hero.

If you have a smartphone, you’ve already been chipped. Willingly.

Sadly, COVIDIOTS like this are NOT an exaggeration!

The supply of fruitcakes has been plentiful all year, though I’ll admit there has been a spike since the election.

Oy!

trump is chicken to take a public inoculation. He knows exposing his flabby arms would invoke much ridicule.

The only bit of reality inside that fib factory between his ears.

Logic is as logic does????

Trumpazoins will only take one dose instead of two. Everyone knows the second dose has the tracking device.

everybody knows the tracking devices are shot into your arm didn’t you watch the James Bond movies

Evolution is a wonderful thing to watch.

These are the people that refuse the vaccine because God will protect them, but still own an arsenal out of fear.

This would be more amusing if it weren’t so true.