Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for December 29, 2020

Just “snow” long as it’s in good taste.

“Use two snowballs. Big ones.”

You sure you don’t want a snow robot?

And while you’re at it, make her ogle-worthy…we’re not going anywhere in a hurry!

Better make more than one

Then put a magic hat on the snowman girl so when she comes to life she’ll say “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”

Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match.

He already did, what else would he be standing on?

“…and we’ll all need another carrot.”

Only the Lonely.