Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for April 25, 2021

This is not how Daniel Boone would’ve done it.

“I feel like ‘Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier.’”

Now he has to buy hat food.

Except for the dribble down the back of his neck.

Oh. This ain’t gonna be pretty!

Warmer yes, but it chews on your nose.

A little item he picked up at The Roadkill Cafe and Furriers..

As an added bonus he can now moonlight as a Fess Parker impersonator on weekends

Here is a bit of friendly advice though.. don’t wear it during mating season.

As long as they didn’t tell you it hydrates your scalp, too.

Warmer, yes but the rabies shots that come with it are a pain in the @$$!

Whenever I would travel to some obscure little town my friends would all say, “Wear the fox hat!” Wonder why? :>)