My father-in-law told me about this greasy spoon from which everybody in his office ordered their lunch. The proprietor came down with ‘galloping consumption’ and they lived in fear of getting tb for quite some time.
I was working at a Taco Bell in the 70s when they sent us a soy-based “meat extender” to add to the hamburger in our “Bell Burger”. I called the D.A.s office, who sent someone to take samples. A month later, the order came from corporate to stop using it. Two months after that another supply of the same thing was sent with additional signage. “Burger” is defined as 100% beef. The signs they sent changed the name to “Bell Beefer” who could have absolutely anything in it. :)
whahoppened over 2 years ago
He’s doing his time.. and if this is good, I’m happy.
MayCauseBurns over 2 years ago
May I recommend a nice Chianti?
quinones.felix over 2 years ago
This is a alternate reality if Jeffrey Dahmer had survived his convictions.
Doug K over 2 years ago
“Trust me.”
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Can I get this to go? Ew
Sir Isaac over 2 years ago
My father-in-law told me about this greasy spoon from which everybody in his office ordered their lunch. The proprietor came down with ‘galloping consumption’ and they lived in fear of getting tb for quite some time.
Bill The Nuke over 2 years ago
Rather than ask what he did time for, just put the burger down, pay your bill, and leave.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
You know; you can have lots of weird parts in there and still qualify as 100% beef…
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
sounds like the customer’s got a beef…
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
I was working at a Taco Bell in the 70s when they sent us a soy-based “meat extender” to add to the hamburger in our “Bell Burger”. I called the D.A.s office, who sent someone to take samples. A month later, the order came from corporate to stop using it. Two months after that another supply of the same thing was sent with additional signage. “Burger” is defined as 100% beef. The signs they sent changed the name to “Bell Beefer” who could have absolutely anything in it. :)