This is all YOUR fault, insisting your parents put out milk and cookies at every house. Now you are all on the naughty list! I will get all your loot! MU HA HA HA!
This is all YOUR fault; insisting your parents put out milk and cookies at every house. You are all on the naughty list! I will get all your loot! MU HA HA HA!!!
Farside99 over 3 years ago
C’mon Santa, put a finger up the side of your nose…and then smear it on the chimney…you’ll slide down slick as you please.
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Somebody forgot to grease their chimney!
Jml58 over 3 years ago
Too many cookies.
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
I never thought of Santa as being stuck-up… :D
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s not Santa’s tummy.. its those darn energy efficient chimneys that are a lot smaller.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
And that’s why I won’t be getting any presents this year, my chimney is only about 5" in diameter and has cone on top.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Go down below and start a fire – maybe the hot air will help him rise?
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
Oh, please. This never happens. I saw that documentary “The Santa Clause” and it explained everything.
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
(Pointing at all the kids)
This is all YOUR fault, insisting your parents put out milk and cookies at every house. Now you are all on the naughty list! I will get all your loot! MU HA HA HA!
- Calvin
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
( Pointing at all the kids)
This is all YOUR fault; insisting your parents put out milk and cookies at every house. You are all on the naughty list! I will get all your loot! MU HA HA HA!!!
- Calvin