DeFlocked by Jeff Corriveau for December 15, 2020

He has a girlfriend?

Got to give him credit for not just sending a text message, and then changing his number and moving out of state. So in his own irresponsible way, he is at least trying to do the right thing.

She doesn’t know how lucky she’s about to be.

BTW, chop onions under running water. Works for me.

The Main Thing Is Honesty. If You Can Fake That, You’ve Got It Made.