I just scored a 9 on an 18 hole golf course. I hit the ball so well it landed in one hole. bounced out and landed in the second hole. 2 hole in ones with one stroke, and I kept repeating the shot.
These are also life skills, James. A good employee knows to be silent when his report is used by the boss as if she wrote it. A good employee knows not to raise objections once the boss has decided on something. A good employee knows not to mention that the boss’s son does nothing but play computer solitaire. A good employee knows to look grateful when she gets the conference in Dallas while the boss takes the conference in Hawaii every single year. A good employee knows (let’s not talk about how I know this) NOT to joke about bell towers and rifles, no matter how funny he means it to sound.
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
I just scored a 9 on an 18 hole golf course. I hit the ball so well it landed in one hole. bounced out and landed in the second hole. 2 hole in ones with one stroke, and I kept repeating the shot.
John Falstaff over 3 years ago
A good caddy knows to get the drinks at the turn.
John Falstaff over 3 years ago
These are also life skills, James. A good employee knows to be silent when his report is used by the boss as if she wrote it. A good employee knows not to raise objections once the boss has decided on something. A good employee knows not to mention that the boss’s son does nothing but play computer solitaire. A good employee knows to look grateful when she gets the conference in Dallas while the boss takes the conference in Hawaii every single year. A good employee knows (let’s not talk about how I know this) NOT to joke about bell towers and rifles, no matter how funny he means it to sound.
Perkycat over 3 years ago
You are too good, James!