Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 09, 2020

Oh come cat you can do it. I have faith in you.

I have never met a cat who had that problem. Though our kitties have, on occasion, stayed up late for no obvious reason, gotten up early for same, or just wandered across the bodies in the bed for the same reason.

Cats never follow the same schedule every day. They usually work in some “crazy time” as well as eating and napping but they do it when they want to.

Kitties need their 16 hours sleep a day. (I’m getting there myself.)

I don’t nap! If I do, I’ll be up all night! Ugh!

My cat used to get up suddenly from a nap, dash into another room, curl up and go back to sleep as if, “OMIGOD, I’m supposed to be napping someplace else now!”

The cat is now deceased. We had him stuffed in a sleeping position and move him around from time to time mostly to positions underfoot. It’s just like having a real cat, only we don’t have to feed it or change the litter box.

Believe in yourself, cat. It’s that negative attitude that keeps you awake.

But it’s a great sunspot on a soft carpet! How can you pass that up?

Ha! Amateur!

Dave sure draws wonderful cats! :)

Cat to his Doctor: “Doc I’m sleeping 16, 17 hours a day!”

Doctor: “Don’t worry, I’ll give you something for your insomnia.”

That is cute.