Clay Jones for November 28, 2020

When you pardon someone, they can’t take the fifth anymore…..

https://time.com/4868418/donald-trump-presidential-pardons-backfire/

Trump just wants him grateful enough to lie when he’s called as a witness.

“The Bars and Stripes Forever” – Apologies to John Philip Sousa & The Marine Corps Band. ./s

Oh, by the way Boss, Vladimir says “hello and das vadanya”.

Clay, we didn’t know you were a great physic and a cartoonist as well!

And a matching sippy cup for the loser.

We can only hope.

And it’s REALLY GREAT when Judges THAT TRUMP APPOINTED are ruling AGAINST HIM in his feeble attempt to steal the election THAT HE LOST!

If only. I used to believe he would end up in jail but having seen how he has “sleazed” his way out of everything. I am not sure.

Obstruction of justice called out in the Mueller report. Possible financial improprieties using the office of the President. The new DOJ will have to decide what matters to investigate.

“So long, sucker!”

It’s nice when your friends still come to visit.

This makes me chuckle… and chuckle… and chuckle…

Now we have precedent for a new legal defense: “I shouldn’t have been put in the position of having to break the law, so the fact that I broke the law never really happened.”

Let’s see, that will work for murder, robbery, rape, pillage, terrorism……

Say it with me: “LAW AND ORDER!”

So very very sad.

OH NO!!!! More years at taxpayers’ expense??!? Heck no. He gets to go room with his buddy Vlad in the world he admires so much. Or better yet, Kim — y’know his bestie — an even BETTER example of how to be a president (reportedly just executed someone for not managing the pandemic well enough. Kim, that is; not Trump.)

Trump realizes now that Flynn’s was a CONJUGAL VISIT. Flynn can no longer take the 5th and he’s going to get screwed. . . . ./s

I cannot wait until this is reality.

Love it, Clay! Nice details on his prison number and the striped sippy cup! Do you think they’ll let him have his makeup in prison?

I’m glad you just had a mild case. I’m sorry you’ve (temporarily) lost your sense of smell, but grateful you still have your sense of humor!