Fred Basset by Alex Graham for November 28, 2020

It’s a human thing, Fred.

Now, I know you meant that in a nice way, but it’s not coming across that way. Fred’s just as high and as long as he’s meant to be – a true wonderfully loveable basset. No wonder he says he doesn’t get it. He’s perfect.

That’s a low blow and Fred gets is all right. Just wait, there will be retribution!

He would be a good cowboy’s dog. If the cowboy wanted to “Get a long little doggie!”

That’s the great thing about animals, they couldn’t care less how they look, or how anybody else looks either.

Just going to the kitchen to check on that plate of sausages….

Ignore him, Fred, you are perfect just the way you are.

They’re jealous of your ears.

We are not amused, thinks Fred.

Tsk. Shaming…..

For those of us who always have to do the math, 1/2 × 2 = 1. So it works out. Fred is just right.

You’re perfect just the way you are

I thought that was the dachshund joke.

I wonder how dogs would describe humans?

Description fits my Corgi perfectly