Jeff Danziger for October 27, 2020

They knew this five years ago, but did NOTHING to stop it. They went along in hopes of increasing their power in the short term without even considering the long term consequences to the country or even their party.

Goose: “No, No, Mav, this is not a good idea.” Maverick: “Sorry, Goose, but it’s time to buzz the tower.” “Top Gun”

Gad, I thought that was Trump. They’re all beginning to look alike to me, fat, old, white men greedy with our nation. That plane ship of fools is gonna have a big crash next week and America will be the better fo it.

All along the Whitehouse

“There must be some way out of this” said the Trumper to his chief

“They know all my delusions; I can’t get no relief

Russian men, they drank my blood, women scorn my girth

To all of them I should whine; ‘I could nuke the earth’”

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“No reason to get indicted”, the chief he coldly spoke

“There are many here among us who feel that America is but a joke

But you and I, we’re above the law, and this how we hate

So let us all talk falsely now, the hour is eleven and fifty-eight”

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All along the Whitehouse, Trumpers feared election news

While all the staff came and went; covid-19, too

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Outside in the distance a blue wave growled

Two terms were approaching — ‘til the people began to howl

Tip of the top hat to you, Mr. Danziger. Perfect and also very “Shatnerian.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightmare_at_20,000_Feet

John Lithgow’s best role ever!

Rod Serling would be proud.

Mark Meadows actually told the truth while trying to lie.

ah, the Twilight Zone

Give Republikkkans a chance, and they will occasionally, accidentally tell you the truth.

Republicans closely resemble autocratic parties in Hungary and Turkey – study

Swedish university finds ‘dramatic shift’ in GOP under Trump, shunning democratic norms and encouraging violence

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/oct/26/republican-party-autocratic-hungary-turkey-study-trump?

go ahead lean over look into the engine. Oh think of the damage you can do as you are sucked in.

Meadows: We’ve given up on Covid.

America: We knew that back in March.

The window elephant: a great role for William Shatner!

Bloody well done!

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There are three in that row. Republicans fly first class.