Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 01, 2020

AnthropomARFic…

Subtle :)

On another note, it appears both diners are left handed, given the position of the lady’s glass. Hey what are the odds?

Awesome! How often can you use anthropomorphic in a sentence?

I will paws to reflect on that.

I’m sure they are the type that don’t bark orders at the waiter.

With opposable thumbs no less.

You can put lipstick on a pig …. and a dog, too, it appears.

Wether or not they want to use utensils depends on their breeding. But unfortunately, the censors won’t let us go there.