Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 31, 2020

Yes, those people whose breath smells like a dead carp you just want to avoid at all cost.

Especially the breath that smells of denture adhesive!!!

Well, too bad there were no toothpaste invented back then.

“What does this smell like?”

“Yuck!”

“Who?”

I would like to have seen this with the “new guy” as a fully evolved human, walking erect and wearing a suit and tie. (Maybe throw a dinosaur in the background for a realistic touch.)

I’ll bet his name is Hal. (Short for halitosis!).

Ugh? I thought it was Ogh! My mistake

Whatever you do, don’t pull his finger.

What about that animal skin that may not be properly tanned.