Steve Breen for October 18, 2020

Skip the middleman and just buy the candy yourself. The kids can then dress up and run around the neighborhood for exercise, as long as they wear the proper mask.

So?

It’s been like a 4 year terror movie…Freddie Kruger with a red tie…mindless zombies wandering the white house…scary creatures crawling out from under rocks. So many people yelling: “Make it stop!”

Anyway, shouldn’t be too long now. We’ll get to step out into the sun of a new day.

The COVFEFE-45 pandemic has been hard on children on so many levels. At least it appears they’ll be able to trick or treat with restrictions not quite as severe as Mr. Breen hilariously draws. In our neighborhood, we’re being asked to put out a table and spread the candy onto it so kids don’t handle everything.

We didn’t even have any kids come to the door last Halloween.

The hockey mask costume is nowhere near as scary as the maskless costume.

Good aim though…

WHAT?!?!? Where are the members of the Repulsican Crime Cult going to steal the candy for the little candy bowls in their offices? They don’t want to buy it themselves. /s |<:}

This year I’ll be putting up a sign that I ran out of candy….

….which will be less stressful that putting up a sign with my real reason for not handing out candy this year. It is utterly moronic to send kids out to strange homes to collect candy during a pandemic. What kind of caring parent would do such a irresponsible thing? …well other than a Repuglican that is.

Saw on TV the other night where a guy had a plastic tube on his second floor window to slide candy down into a kid’s bucket. Cute idea. Wonder if his homeowners policy covers a kid getting hit in the face with a Snickers Bar or bag of Skittles . . . . ./s

Hey! Whatever works! Love this plan Steve ♥

There sure is going to be a lot of candy for sale at rock bottom prices come Nov 1!