Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for October 30, 2020

Ahhh, the shortcomings of high-tech. :P

How hard is it to plug it into the charger and call back while it’s charging?

When you set about to make semi-monumental life changes, it is wise to have your life in good order first.

That’s why I always have a spare and I keep the battery charged. I just take the SIM chip and move it to the… Oh! Darn!!! It’s a different format!!!!!!!!!!! :D

We have two cell phones and a landline. The landline gets 90% of the calls. We have NO idea of who-all has our landline number in their records and we’re not about to try to change them all.

Land lines never lost power unless they were cordless. Funny that. I never answer the phone anyway, it is NEVER a call for me anyway. If we get the endless “duct cleaning” calls, my wife hands me the phone and says "It’s for you.A week ago my son was visiting when one of those calls came in. He answered it and said “He’s dead” and hung up. Those calls stopped. Brilliance.

Guess I’m gonna have to drop this comic. Scenes from everyone’s dull life is not funny!

Don’t’ give up your landline.