Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for October 16, 2020

It was a tough and fancy fall.

Of course you did, Mittens. We never doubted it.

You didnt have permission to watch me, much less comment

It’s very rude of Mama to interpret Mittens’s intentional dismount from the chair as a fall. #Imeanttodothat

#chairarmconspiracy

That “displacement grooming” after a sudden change of altitude is the cat’s time for mentally reviewing what happened before deciding everything went exactly as intended.

#totallyonpurpose

#nothingtoseehere

#booya, indeed, Mittens. You’d think that chairs and cats could work together better …

Made me smile.