Gary Varvel for October 13, 2020

Republican Varvel can’t stand it that a decent patriot like Joe might defeat 5X draft dodger Trump. It’s hard to say who would be more disappointed, Varvel or Putin.

Rump will be the most disappointed.

I’m not saying the polls are incorrect, but the opera isn’t over while the fat guy clings.

Trump is doing his best to thin his herd of voters by hosting as many Super Spreaders as he can…

Not enough enthusiasm around Biden to get him elected dog catcher in Scranton. But there might be enough hatred for trump to get Biden elected president. Or senate, as Joe just said. Again. Oy! His own party will 25th amendment him and install Kamala within 6 months. Joe doesn’t know this, of course.

I am anxiously awaiting to see Varvels’s cartoon two days after the election, explaining how his side was cheated by Obama and the Clintons out of their rightful dues. Well, maybe not all that anxious.

Biden has a 91% chance of winning, and Varvel has a 9% chance of being funny.

Quick explanation of this very dumb cartoon: A few days back, Joe Biden held a private meeting, with little advance public notice, with tribal leaders in Arizona. No public speech, etc. No public attendance. The local Fox Tv station showed up and covered the event, with compelling visuals like the building where Biden was inside, and the empty part of the parking lot. And some clumsy rightwinger thought it would be funny to make a phony meme — nobody shows up for Biden campaign event. This was widely ignored, until it was picked up by Trumpy’s son Fredo . . . Oops, Eric. At which point it was mocked. So now we know who Gary Varvel looks to for inspiration. Eric Trump. Much is explained.

Beware the polls of October, remembering what happened in 2016. It does appear, this time, that a many prior switch-hitting and lukewarm GOP voters have simply had enough… though the diehards (saw an interview w/ an Iowa farm family that was… bizarre… from my POV) still support him because of his China policy and strong words about law and order. They are, of course, NOT seeing his behavior as putting the lie to those words.

Anyway: I encourage us ALL to get out and vote as soon as legal and in huge numbers. If Biden wins by less than a 20% margin, you KNOW that Il Douche and his gang of GOP will try to twist it until they’re the winners.

Varvel’s so desperate to try and ridicule the guy determined not to be a suprspreader at Covid parties like Trump, who managed to infect thousands and kill hundreds at his “I love me” parties. Don’t believe me? Ask Herman Cain, oh wait.

Crowd size is not an indication of votes in a pandemic, it’s a sign of stupidity. The smart people actually vote with their ballots. If Biden was doing so poorly, then why is Trump worrying about campaign money (after leeching it out over the last 4 years into his bank accounts), all of a sudden and having to go back to states he handily won in 2016 because he’s behind?

These cartoons don’t make any sense.

^ Yes, Varvel makes as much sense as #45!

Biden will get 10 million more votes than Trump.

For once Gary might be correct with his 91% prediction. I would have thought about 70%.

Good one Gary, but you forgot one thing…the ever present and needed teleprompter! As they used to say in the American Express commercials, “Don’t leave home without it”.