Order today, and we’ll include a second one, just pay shipping!!!
Operators are standing by.
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There’s an idea that could really catch fire..
With a product this good, you don’t even need a pitchman.
Not a bad picture for the present times – rioters need to knock it off and stop thinking the Law & Order types are monsters. Ok I guess that’s a little somber for this early in the day….
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Now, if you consider yourself “too hip” for the “Torchfork”, I hear they now offer the “Torchspork”.
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If this was more realistic it’d have a warning reminding the purchaser which end to hold
SHIVA over 3 years ago
Order today, and we’ll include a second one, just pay shipping!!!
TStyle78 over 3 years ago
Operators are standing by.
jvo over 3 years ago
“*” Flames not included
Lady loves a joke over 3 years ago
There’s an idea that could really catch fire..
Nyckname over 3 years ago
With a product this good, you don’t even need a pitchman.
SClark55 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Not a bad picture for the present times – rioters need to knock it off and stop thinking the Law & Order types are monsters. Ok I guess that’s a little somber for this early in the day….
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
solar powered!
Ryan Plut over 3 years ago
Now, if you consider yourself “too hip” for the “Torchfork”, I hear they now offer the “Torchspork”.
Andrew Sleeth over 3 years ago
Order in the next 30 minutes and we’ll throw in a Holocaust cloak absolutely FREE!
edmund_graham 6 months ago
If this was more realistic it’d have a warning reminding the purchaser which end to hold