Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for October 22, 2020

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    alien011  over 3 years ago

    In real firing squads the guns are pre-loaded, some with blanks and some with bullets. That is made for the shooters, so they can claim that “it wasn’t me who killed the convict, there’s only a one-in-six chance that I had a bullet in my gun”.

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    scote1379 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    A good sharp AX is much Quicker, messy but Quicker!

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    That was a pointed question by the Fink!

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Adding Insult to Injury. IT makes for a better lawsuit.

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    Craig Westlake  over 3 years ago

    The finishing touch…

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    brklnbern  over 3 years ago

    Kinda sick, and the King didn’t even order it.

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