Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 16, 2020

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    Ida No  over 3 years ago

    Miles, quit depending on your mom. Put your own d*mn grades on the fridge, then eat all the peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon.

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    kaffekup   over 3 years ago

    A scientist in the White House? Not in this country.

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    Cedar the squirrel  over 3 years ago

    Dude, you know why I get good grades. ‘Cause I get money. But I can’t tell any of you what I do with it…

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And if it’s a perfect paper, I get tartar sauce, too!

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    Woodrow Wilson is the only president with a PHD.

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    minute_of_decade  over 3 years ago

    I don’t think clean renewable fuel source was a thing in the 80s.

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