Ok, ma’am! Slowly put the cup DOWN! While keeping your hands in plain sight…SLOWLY back away from the counter!! Now turn around and start walking forward until you reach the front door…OPEN it and get your carcass OUT of here!!
When my wife and got married with a date in mind we looked at planning books and they said we were 3 months behind. It worked out, including an actual dance routine we learned for the wedding. Wedding was not perfect, but I had always heard “If the wedding is perfect, the marriage is doomed.” I also sang “Love me tender” to my bride and had at least one person look up and say: “That’s not a recording! He’s singing it.”
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
If that’s type A, I’ll stick to type B.
LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago
Ok, ma’am! Slowly put the cup DOWN! While keeping your hands in plain sight…SLOWLY back away from the counter!! Now turn around and start walking forward until you reach the front door…OPEN it and get your carcass OUT of here!!
;-)
hfergus Premium Member over 3 years ago
When my wife and got married with a date in mind we looked at planning books and they said we were 3 months behind. It worked out, including an actual dance routine we learned for the wedding. Wedding was not perfect, but I had always heard “If the wedding is perfect, the marriage is doomed.” I also sang “Love me tender” to my bride and had at least one person look up and say: “That’s not a recording! He’s singing it.”
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Unless you really want me to be………
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
I remember my wedding.
NWdryad over 3 years ago
He wishes he were, though. Plus Uncle Mort would give the best toast ever.
Tkdgator over 3 years ago
Bridezilla