Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for September 13, 2020

#jell-no

Mittens a cat eating a jelly donut would not be fancy

Mittens, a cat eating a jelly donut would be messy, not fancy, and you wouldn’t want to be known as Messy Mittens or Mittens the Mess.

A jelly donut is too major a power play. Start with something simpler like the box the donuts came in.

Mittens, eat the jelly donut first and ask permission after the fact.

I would love to see her collar.

Only fancy cats ask. :)