Jeff Danziger for September 01, 2020

I would’ve said Melania was more like a hyena than a tigress, but it’s still a great image. Oh, and she’s wrong about Kushner: he’s more like a tapeworm than any self-respecting snake.

Don’t ja just luv cat fights?

They are all swamp creatures.

Hannity and Trumpie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Demon Humpie in a baby carriage!!!

Isn’t in-fighting wonderful?

I’m utterly certain that Il Douche has no idea at all what it means to “get along”… because that would require him to exhibit at least an iota of empathy, which… if he ever had any in the first place… has long been used up. But I do agree that the whole fam damly is full of pit vipers or worse. “Entitled” pit vipers at that…

I wish you could show him in a family portrait 5 months into the future with all of them behind bars – maybe a noose waving in the background. What is the penalty for causing 180,000 preventable deaths and counting? Maybe show him in a stock in times square with little children throwing over ripe tomatoes in his face.

Melania lost her rose colored glasses, not her checkbook.

She married a snake, what did she expect his children to be? I don’t know why she just doesn’t go ahead and file for divorce and write her book. That one might actually be worth reading, as long as it’s done as a comedy.

Donald has a closer romantic relationship with Ivanka