F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 03, 2020

“Taste the soup.”

I’ll bet that all their customers are first timers.

I ask for a ceramic dish at McDo’s for my pancakes and syrop… I hate eating them from the grease-proof paper…

We want plates

He’s got her eating out of his hands.

The thing is, I am a first-timer at some places. I do not claim to have eaten there before and I still get that exact helping of snarky attitude at not somehow knowing their rituals and requirements.

She should have known from the name; Paleo Extreme.

I hope no airline executives are reading this strip

A hand to mouth experience.

“OK, wise guy, change my order to shrimp flambe.”

I hope the waiter used hand sanitizer first.

And table settings are also available on request only!

Reminds me of the Instacart shopper who doesn’t even have a cart to bring up the food in (we live in a 2nd floor apartment). Luckily out of the dozens of shoppers we’ve done business with, only 2 of them were unprepared to actually deliver the groceries we ordered.