Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 24, 2020

We haven’t seen the end of that plumber. Yet.

Think he meant his rear end.

It’s the crack of doom.

Not really looking to see that rear window!

It’s a big ending!

Was that a wise crack he made?

I’m glad there’s no end in sight.

his duck pants….when he bends over, you can see his quack!

LOL! Especially for those pants!

And you thought the end is near with those COVID-19 cases and deaths…

It certainly is, since the plumber’s right hand has switched places with his left. Next will be some serious head spinning.

That’s a lot of plumber’s putty to spackle over that crack. I think a better plan would be to use it as the sign holder. Handy, functional, and blocks some of the view.

More like, “The End Is in Sight!”

Things are never cracked up to what they seem….

Yep! Everything is falling apart right on schedule.

Nobody thought that God also factored in Planned Obsolescence.

Time to split.