“Just make sure they’re trump® brand jelly beans! I’ve had strong men come up to me with tears in their eyes, telling me that had the worst case of Covid anyone’s ever had, and tried every jelly bean, but only trump® brand jelly beans cured them overnight!”
NEWS FLASH MAGAts! STUPID is STUPID and there is no cure for STUPID. So, they can stick those jelly beans up their nose, in their ears, and anywhere else they want. COVID-19 can still exterminate them. It’s just sad how many innocents will die because of them.
ninjanick101 over 3 years ago
Just don’t swallow them whole.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
sure, donald, sure
kaffekup over 3 years ago
“Just make sure they’re trump® brand jelly beans! I’ve had strong men come up to me with tears in their eyes, telling me that had the worst case of Covid anyone’s ever had, and tried every jelly bean, but only trump® brand jelly beans cured them overnight!”
P51Strega over 3 years ago
He’s got a new virus “expert” to lead the task force. He’s found a doctor who will take his medical medical ideas from tRump.
kentmarx36 over 3 years ago
NEWS FLASH MAGAts! STUPID is STUPID and there is no cure for STUPID. So, they can stick those jelly beans up their nose, in their ears, and anywhere else they want. COVID-19 can still exterminate them. It’s just sad how many innocents will die because of them.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 3 years ago
World Records in Ball Dropping
2001-08-06 • Presidential Daily Brief: “Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US” • Bush did nothing.
2001-09-11 • 9/11 attacks • Death toll: 2,977 (5 weeks after PDB)
2020-01-07 • Presidential Daily Brief: “Analysts concluded [coronavirus] could be a cataclysmic event.” • Trump did nothing.
2020-03-11 • WHO declared a global pandemic.
2020-04-15 • Trump suspended US funding of WHO.
2020-08-17 • US coronavirus deaths: 173,128 (32 weeks after PDB)
For comparison • Korean War (33,686) + Vietnam War (58,220) + Afghan War (7,970): 99,876
Now past • WW1: 116,516 (83 weeks for US)
Future targets • WW2 (418,500) • Civil War (~620,000) • Spanish flu (~675,000)
proclusstudent over 3 years ago
Carter’s peanuts were more nourishing than Regan’s jelly beans.