As a general rule of thumb: if you are going to commit a crime, don’t take your cell phone with you. The number of people convicted because of cell tracking is staggering.
I have been informed that anarchists prefer to be called born agains. Also that they prefer chaos and mayhem. They tell me their enemies are peace, civilization and liberty which tend to interfere with chaos and mayhem.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
The moral of this story is “if you try to gatekeep gaming, you’re a bad person.”
Lady loves a joke over 3 years ago
That would ruin the bad boy image.
Billavi Premium Member over 3 years ago
If it’s an Android phone, you can just say that it was preinstalled. If it’s an iPhone, you’re screwed.
redback over 3 years ago
and how do you explain the ‘my little pony’ wallpaper?
heathcliff2 over 3 years ago
Anarchists can’t allow anyone learn they have any fun. It is a deep dark secret. It is not openly allowed among them.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 3 years ago
As a general rule of thumb: if you are going to commit a crime, don’t take your cell phone with you. The number of people convicted because of cell tracking is staggering.
heathcliff2 over 3 years ago
I have been informed that anarchists prefer to be called born agains. Also that they prefer chaos and mayhem. They tell me their enemies are peace, civilization and liberty which tend to interfere with chaos and mayhem.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
The “Candy Crush” tattoo is going to be hard to explain.
Daeder over 3 years ago
“You can’t prove that that’s my “Baby Shark” ringtone! I was set up! Someone hacked my phone and put that on there!"