FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 23, 2020

yeah, Peter, get with the program

I thought Jason was a genius. Peter understands business much better.

The way the last 2 CEOs have run the company, you could buy IBM for the change in your couch.

Clearly its the sock gnome business plan from South Park.Step One, Make Business.Step Two, ???Step Three PROFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIT!

To quote Big Tony: It’s funny, because it’s true.

Here’s something odd: there are now companies being formed just to buy other companies.

I’m starting a new currency & calling it “batcoin”. 100/$1 this week only!

Pun on “capitalized”?

If you want to be capitalized, use upper case.

I can’t help thinking that Mr. Amend was partly inspired by the Theranos/Elizabeth Holmes scandal