Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for March 21, 2023

That’s still a lot for one person.

NO CAPES!

It was cold last night.

How cold was it?

It was so cold, I saw a chicken with a Capon.

(^.^)

I never see capons advertised anymore. I guess with the advent of Smart Chicken and other advertising gimmicks there isn’t the need.

or just a 6" Turkey sub at Subway.

I buy a Healthy Choice turkey dinner just for Thanksgiving…then eat pizza.