Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for April 25, 2022

I never thought of laxative commercials as greatest of all time.

I think you’re allowed to say that – if you are one.

I used to laugh at the one with the woman who took a laxative and woke up refreshed. I always wondered if she had to then launder her sheets.

I’ve heard of the potty monkey that jumps on your bladder in the middle of the night, here’s the potty goat to butt your backside into action.

For the laxative commercial, shouldn’t it be a donkey to help you get rid of the pain in your … ?