B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 27, 2011

I liked the feathers better!

I like his style.

Not as moving as Grog! but effective.

If you were a turtle, what else would you “call”????

The black and white rendition of the feathered turtle in my newspaper was lame.

Too bad they don’t have online dating services yet. “Interests: Slow dancing…”

You can’t hurry love….

Patience…. It’ll probably take til next mating seaon for her to get there, Tarzan.

He might have better luck with TORTOISE.

http://www.diffen.com/difference/TortoisevsTurtle

LOL! This one cracked me up for some reason, even if it was pretty simple. :-) Maybe just beat on your shell next time?

maybe some advertising - put out little miniature statues of your self made from caramel and pecans and covered in chocolate - they’re sure to attract the ladies.

Lots of work required here.

(Good Morning, Pamlicorat, Gweedo & all BCers)

He’s anticipating the Tortilla, which is a hybrid species consisting of a cross between a tortoise and a gorilla. These great shelled apes live near (and in) upland ponds. The males display their aggression by beating on their chests; the drumming sound generatied by the thumping of their shells resonates for miles. As a result, all male tortillas are deaf. Their mating call is “Huh?” Other local fauna include the Vamoose, the Beegle, the Bob’n’Ray and the Armadildo.

Spring is not my season. Lunch!!!

I think he’s been taking lessons from Filmore(sp?) over in Sherman’s Lagoon.

Yeah, it is hard to learn to whistle.

At least he’s not fussy – he summed up his requirements in a mate in one word!

LOL!!! That was a good one!

Careful, fella. The testosterone could make you blind and you’d crash into Garfield’s paw, too!

Was that a mating call or saying “turtle” in an enormous belch?