Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 02, 2020

Land Shark.

Or a certain someone understanding the concept of being a good president.

She’s got fins to the left, fins to the right, and she’s the only girl in town.

Little does she realize that when she’s taking the selfie the shark considers her click bait.

If she doesn’t make it snappy, he will!

Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear.

Destined to appear on the “Selfies taken just before tragedy happens” list!

He’s just taking a selfie with food before eating it.

he just needs a John Williams soundtrack

We thank thee for thy bounty …

Sharks’ Rebellion. I am a pleaser NOT a Predator.

After photobombing the selfie, he yells “Gotcha!”

Time to try out for that new reality show…

Well he’s been kinda uppity ever since that Jaws thing.

A new study shows sharks only bite those who swim in the ocean. Researchers have decide it’s best not to swim there.

People adore his shiny teeth. He should be able to acquire sponsors; dental, toothpaste, mouthwash, etc.