Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 08, 2020

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    pearlsbs  almost 4 years ago

    He’s putting a bad spin on this news.

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    eromlig  almost 4 years ago

    The sharp kids grow up to be tops.

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    pearlsbs  almost 4 years ago

    Kids that enjoy tops also enjoy precess.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Yet somehow I keep seeing these ads for forever tops.

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    jreckard  almost 4 years ago

    Tell that to that baseball card company.

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    jasonsnakelover  almost 4 years ago

    Apparently porn girls agree.

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    jpayne4040  almost 4 years ago

    Let’s see the toy company’s PR department spin this around!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    This is at the top of the news?

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    Not the best spin doctor I’ve ever seen.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 4 years ago

    But for Jewish people, they are called “DRIEDELS”.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Some tops are lamé.

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    ncorgbl  almost 4 years ago

    Obviously spoken by one who never could spin a Top on the palm of his hand or on his finger tip.

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    mpolo11 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Hey! “Tops” is a superlative for a reason.

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