My friend always asks me to take her on my trips inside my luggage. I tell her that the airlines have a weight limit of 50 lbs. for each piece of luggage and that she weighs SLIGHTLY more than 50 lbs. (She smiles and admits that she weighs a lot more than 50 lbs.)
Dillithamir over 3 years ago
Except with all the extra baggage fees it’d be cheaper to buy the tickets
rdav1248961 Premium Member over 3 years ago
My friend always asks me to take her on my trips inside my luggage. I tell her that the airlines have a weight limit of 50 lbs. for each piece of luggage and that she weighs SLIGHTLY more than 50 lbs. (She smiles and admits that she weighs a lot more than 50 lbs.)
Qiset over 3 years ago
Needs to speak like Arnold.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Oy
heathcliff2 over 3 years ago
Are they going to Hawaii?
jel354 over 3 years ago
I’m sure the luggage is violating social distancing.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 3 years ago
So his wife, son, and daughter (?) are all carry on package? Aye! I wonder how he is like to them at home.
anomaly over 3 years ago
And the wife is okay with being called “baggage”?
Lightpainter Premium Member over 3 years ago
It would be a bummer if they lose his luggage.
Lennia Machen Premium Member over 3 years ago
At least the kids wouldn’t be kicking the seat in front of them
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well, OK. As long as you keep them in the overhead…
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
I would always say: they are “therapy children”.